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Mary's Pink Bed

Mary's Pink Bed
Originally uploaded by angryandy.

Hook em Mary

Hook em Mary
Originally uploaded by angryandy.

Wunderdog does it again...

Originally uploaded by angryandy.

no one told me having a dog was going to be this expensive.. here's "the boy" once again after another spastic injury to the paw.

after the assistance of 3 vet techs, sedatives, and a big check to the vet later, here's our clubfoot in all his glory.

Backroom Logic SXSW

Bathroom Graffiti gets infinitely better during SXSW. Clearly these words of wisdom, at the Backroom, must have been penned pre-SXSW kickoff.

Pardon?

...my response when an American Airlines attendant asked me if I wanted one of these:

(a new low in Airline snack foods)

This one goes to 11.

In this point in one's sad 30something existence, one might fall into a state of dispair. What have I really accomplished? Have I wasted all my artistic talents? Is my pointless advertising job sending me straight to hell in a microbrew six pack basket? Am I destined to pander to primadonna, nihilistic copywriters and art directors.. dictatorial biz school grads the rest of my life?

Friends, I'm here to tell you now, my life's work has not been squandered, and I too will rise to be a champion. Perhaps with the help of this man:


His Airness.

Or better yet from his student, now nemesis Her Airness. Please join me in what will truly be a turning point in my life. I'll see you in LA, then Finland.

Revolutionary Discovery

There's nothing more depressing, than when you find yourself a hardcore alcoholic and none of your friends can drink with you anymore! You know the story, "I have to stay home with the baby", "We can't stay out late", "Our two year old needs to be in bed by 9:00", "We'll need to go home and take the dog out". BAH!

Depressing really.

Then the epiphany hits you. Invite your friends over at noon. Start off by serving multiple martini's, and various meat pockets. By the time your REALLY loaded, the kids will be napping! Hey.. don't be irresponsible, slow down, chugging beer in the backyard, while your dogs destroy most of your landscaping! Time it right, and you'll be too hazey to care. When the kids wake up, put on some drug induced, twisted kids show from those hippy freaks at PBS, that will mesmerize the little ones for an hour. Cap things off by gorging on more meat and cheese, and a full package of potato rolls. Sober up for two hours, in the living room, halting all conversation, and drooling in front of the television. Best thing going, you're hang over will kick in right when it's time to go to bed!!

Ah yes. Victory!
God Bless America