Parent Wars

I can remember a time when heated arguments among my friends typically centered around a couple of things:
1) Who could drink the most Jagermaester and Dominican Rum without vomiting.
2) The cup size of the angsty bartender who'd been serving us beers for the previous 6 hours.
3) The finer points on why some one was a "pussy" for going home to bed at 4:30AM.

Apparently things have suddenly changed. The subUrban Legend has now sparked an Armageddon of words with this man. God have sweet mercy on our souls. Have they nothing better to discuss?

PS: Rudy is the best dog on planet, and Bogart is a punk-ass chump.


Rudy - The Mayor of Dogville