rants from Central Texas' least famous New Jersey transplant.
A recent viewer of the "O'Reilly Factor" had this insightful, heartfelt commentary on Bill's recent Wal-Mart story:
"Mr. O'Reilly, if it wasn't for Wal-Mart, I could not have afforded your wonderful book 'The O'Reilly Factor for Kids' for my grandchildren."
Holy shit! There's actually a few liberals in the Red State of Texas. Meet Dean, a card carrying liberal. Not only is he a Texas Democrat, he's one that watches Sunday Morning shows, reads Salon.com, the National Review and New Republic.
He's clearly a bit of a geek, but any Democrat-leaning resident in Texas has to respect one another. We're getting cleared out of state quicker than the Mexicans in the 1800's. Please disregard his wishlist, which includes a fondness for Shania Twain and the new Rod Stewart-Stardust.
He also idols the Dude. Enough Said.
Ok so I'm a bit harsh, clearly a cynical bastard that doesn't trust anything til I read the fine print. But I did stumbled upon something interesting after watching another mind-numbing cartoon via yahoo; http://www.jibjab.com/xmas/. JibJabs mildy humorous, not incredibly cerebral, but a guilty pleasure.
So to the point: here's a charitable website that gives gifts to children in Iraq. JibJab is promoting it, and it's created by a Utah National Guard officer serving in Iraq. Being the questioning bastard I am, I dug a bit deeper into what the whole intiative was all about, having visions of a fat Sally Struthers eating peanut butter sandwiches in front of starving people.
What I know so far is that it does seem very legit. It's founder is Mormon perhaps? Not sure. No disrespect to Utah or Mormons, I just don't think we need any holy roller crusaders in a land of religous anarchy. Bottom line, I don't think OperationGive is evangelical in nature. The blogger community also seems to behind it.
So forget the humbug. Check out http://www.operationgive.org/...
Merry Christmas ;)
I can remember a time when heated arguments among my friends typically centered around a couple of things:
1) Who could drink the most Jagermaester and Dominican Rum without vomiting.
2) The cup size of the angsty bartender who'd been serving us beers for the previous 6 hours.
3) The finer points on why some one was a "pussy" for going home to bed at 4:30AM.
Apparently things have suddenly changed. The subUrban Legend has now sparked an Armageddon of words with this man. God have sweet mercy on our souls. Have they nothing better to discuss?
PS: Rudy is the best dog on planet, and Bogart is a punk-ass chump.
Rudy - The Mayor of Dogville 
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